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Junk Drawer Extras (Read All About It!)


Sometimes there are items in the Junk Drawer that don’t need their own post, but do need a place to live out loud. This is that place.

March 28th, 2012

Inspired Andr3a’s epic Ode On A Masculine Manly Man

O McG bod! How masculine! with loin
Of marble – The FOY, abs we are beguiled,
With furred chest, taut rear to bounce off a coin;
Thou, curly hairs, dost tease our panties wild
We curse Atplenkov: No Manscaping!
When pecs shaved, outraged shall these FUCUPs wail,
Thou must refrain, leave nature’s work alone
See McG’s perfect torso, treasure trail,
“Hairy is chest, chest hairy,” – no wax zone
We know this truth, to all it must be known.

We know this truth, to all it must be known

My TERRIBLE TERRIBLE hack job of hairy AOL on a Grecian urn which took all of 10 minutes because I am a terrible terrible hack!! How much do I love my girls? I swear! But I can not – CAN NOT – read “treasure trail” without LMAO because I am 12 years old. As long as FUCUPs keep writing poetry I will keep loving the sh/t out of it.

March 5th, 2012
H50 Season 2 episode 10 recently aired for the first time in the UK and we all had a great time discussing & re-discussing the dramatic episode where Wo Fat takes McGarrett prisoner in North Korea. Of course (SPOILER ALERT!) the death of Jenna Kaye is a controversial topic. Do you feel sorry for the Betrayer or do you pity — and maybe even forgive her? There are good arguments on both sides, but our own Crumpet comes down firmly in the “dance on her grave camp.” In fact, I believe the exact quote is, “Dancing with my hands above my head, just like Elmo!!!

My comment regarding this piece: Now please you all know this is v v sardonically done as I personally did like Special K quite a bit (even before she saved Danno’s bacon with her extensive knowledge of chemical & biological weapons) and I was v v sad when Show turned her into the DDWD (d=deceiver) and the SSWS (s=sucker).

Yes, that is an English Muffin (aka Crumpet) dancing on Jenna Kaye’s grave. With Elmo. Who is also dancing.

February 7th, 2012 – Back dat ass up!

First H50 after the Super Bowl and Spursy, my forever-muse noted, “I was supes impressed with Danno for tackling Bronco into the pool, but stopping just at the pool’s edge as to not damage the Pdour.”

Danno wins the Super Bowl!

Published February 7th, 2012 at H50 Sardonic.

January 18th, 2012 – Trust Us, We Get It

Ever wonder if your cut-rate insurance policy won’t cover an accident caused by unavoidable rubber-necking? Infant proposed a rather adult solution: purchasing an insurance policy!

Meanwhile, the answering service at Trust Us, We Get It Insurance goes something like this:

“Press #1 to find out about our car insurance policies.
Press #2 to pay or find out the balance of your car insurance.
Press #3 to make a claim for smashing your car whilst looking at an AOL billboard.
Press #4 because some sheila or fella (NO H8!) ran into the back of you whilst looking at an AOL billboard.”

*presses #3*
“Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us here at Trust Us, We Get It Insurance. We are currently experiencing our standard high call volume for these types of incidents. Please be patient with us and have the address of the billboard ready – just so we can check for any damage that may have been sustained to any near by property. Your call will be answered in 48 minutes.”

And the advert in the paper read as follows:

Published January 20th, 2012 at H50 Sardonic.

January 11th, 2012 – Tall Grass

Ever get the feeling that the Executive Producer of your favorite television Show is out to get you? Spurschick and I shared that fear and found a hide-out where we might be safe.

Published January 11th, 2012 at H50 Sardonic.

December 28th, 2011 – Ponyboy, No!

So Ess made the off-hand observation:

Also, you know who they ALMOST cast as Mick? C.Thomas Howell you know, of The Outsiders fame. Yikes! Talk about your totally different show…”

To which Momo & Infant replied:

So I almost had no choice but to follow up with this:

Ponyboy Nooooo!

Published December 29th, 2011 at H50 Sardonic.


About SJ2

I am good with: Details, Bad Ideas, Hilarity, Sarcasm and Overthinking! I kid because I care!


2 thoughts on “Junk Drawer Extras (Read All About It!)

  1. Looks like you have been a busy girl….Love it!! Very user friendly for a NotMcNerd.

    Posted by FOYeur | February 5, 2012, 2:28 pm
  2. The junk drawer is lookin’ good!!

    Posted by heymomo | February 5, 2012, 6:24 pm

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