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Little Infant Riding Hood (Happy Birthday Gracie)

Straight from the land of fairy tales and magic please enjoy this Not Safe For Work / USA rated R / UK & Australia rated M15+ story which was written, narrated and compiled by the amazing AliciaGecko with supplemental illustrations provided by me!

I can tell, you think I’m being over-dramatic about the ratings! Well, you’re right, but please rest assured, I spent the better part of an hour researching the film ratings boards of both the United Kingdom and Australia to add to my working knowledge of those in the USA so the ratings are accurate and you can trust me. Anyway, it goes without saying that were Alicia merely reading a random page of the phone book, any reasonable person would immediately have it rated at least PG-13.

Happy Birthday Infant! May this year be the best!
And all your dreams come true.

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I am good with: Details, Bad Ideas, Hilarity, Sarcasm and Overthinking! I kid because I care!

Discussion

54 thoughts on “Little Infant Riding Hood (Happy Birthday Gracie)

  1. OMG, this is freakin’ hilarious. I dead set snorted all the way through. When Alicia said a certain phrase, I died a thousand deaths. And the rustling pages – genius!

    By the way, I would TOTALLY listen to Alicia reading a random page in the phone book.

    Posted by Andrea_Briz | February 15, 2013, 12:54 am
  2. OMG from me too! Brilliant work ladies! Who knew bamf mothafcker could sound so fine with a British educated accent πŸ˜€ I was too scared to laugh since I didnΒ΄t want to miss any of the story LOL
    I was going to mention that the drawing with the wolf catching LRH in his arms and their certain body parts touching, well, Infant is growing up πŸ˜‰

    Posted by paula | February 15, 2013, 1:55 am
  3. I haven’t laughed so hard (and silently, for like Paula, I didn’t want to miss anything) in such a long time!

    Kudos to you both… This was brilliantly, amazingly awesome! Alicia has the perfect voice for storytelling, and Steph’s illustrations are also perfect.

    Happy birthday, Infant!

    Posted by westy | February 15, 2013, 3:16 am
  4. What can I say girls. This has been the best birthday ever! Love. Love. Love. Love this. I love being a not so Infant like badas$ mudder fker rocking my converse like cape. Heheh.

    The drawings. So awesome, Steph. And I like that I look like I did in the last BAMF story you wrote about me. Thanks for making it so I didn’t face plant on the floor again. Although the first time was of my own making…

    Alicia. I don’t normally like British accents but I would so listen to you reading from the phone book. Even how you say MF is so posh and civilised. It’s a skill. Not everyone can pull the off.

    Perfect story. Perfect illustrations. Epic narrating. A very fitting to the best birthday ever. Thanks gals!!!

    Posted by Infant_Sardonic | February 15, 2013, 3:47 am
  5. Hahahaha!!!!!! I love birthdays!!! That was so awesome!!!!
    Happy birthday’s!!

    Posted by LaHagela (The Tinkler) | February 15, 2013, 4:31 am
  6. What can I say that hasn’t already been said? This was so funny and awesome. Loved it. Laughed all the way through. Perfection. A great way to end the week and help get me through Friday. You guys rock!

    Happy Birthday!!!

    Posted by Lorraine Pearl | February 15, 2013, 5:15 am
  7. That is the cutess story I would tell it again

    Posted by deniseolo | February 15, 2013, 5:28 am
  8. happy birthday jean

    Posted by deniseolo | February 15, 2013, 5:29 am
  9. I’m so sorry happy birthday stephine

    Posted by deniseolo | February 15, 2013, 5:30 am
  10. I’m so sorry happy birthday stephine jane have a great birthday

    Posted by deniseolo | February 15, 2013, 5:30 am
  11. Heh heh, the last time we started talking about the phone book, we ended up inventing the iFOY. #justsayin

    So much love for Stick!Wolf!McG! And Little Infant Riding Hood’s converse boots! Perfect, perfect illustrations! ALL THE LOVE!!!

    Posted by Alicia | February 15, 2013, 5:44 am
  12. What a big Foy you have!!!! Dying!!!! Oh & HAPPY BIRTHDAY INFANT!!’ Best week ever for birthday art!
    Also – can someone please clarify – I thought it was pronounced Foo cups. Not f/ck ups. Am I wrong?

    Posted by Jana | February 15, 2013, 11:09 am
  13. What a fabulous gift to all of us!! Happy Birthday Infant!!

    Posted by vanduyn | February 15, 2013, 11:42 am
  14. I’M CRYING! MY FACE HURTS FROM THE EAR TO EAR GRIN!
    C – R – Y – I – N – G – !
    This is so amazing! Steph and Alicia you are both SO INCREDIBLE!!
    OMG OMG OMG!
    and…
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE INFANT RIDING HOOD!

    Posted by heymomo | February 15, 2013, 1:59 pm
  15. BEST STORY BOOK STORY EVER!!!

    So I gotta ask…..hey, infant……. How was it? πŸ˜‰

    Posted by ESS @H50BAMF | February 15, 2013, 3:10 pm
  16. Awesome!!!! Happy birthday Infant! One of these days you’re going to be a grownup! LOL

    Posted by Andr3a (Hawaii 5-0 FUCUP Blogazine) | February 15, 2013, 4:32 pm
  17. Alicia…Alicia…please read me the Dewey decimal system.. The story is a good story, and though its been said before, I can practically see you sipping tea between the words bad a.s M/ther f/cker. (Btw assuming its not universal, the Dewey decimal system is a numerical library system for zzzzzzzzzzzzzz but you would make it better)

    Posted by cvc-eve | February 15, 2013, 5:24 pm
  18. SO. MUCH. PERFECT. I CAN’T. EVEN!

    BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by rainycali | February 15, 2013, 5:43 pm
  19. Big round of applause for the girls. I’ll think of this whenever I throw on the red Cons.. πŸ™‚

    Thanks to everyone for the bday wishes.

    Posted by Infant_Sardonic | February 16, 2013, 4:37 am
  20. How did I miss this!! oh yeah. I was killing myself working. SO GLAD I FOUND THIS..trying really hard to think up a plausible story to tell ALmostMcG why I am sitting here giggling. YOU GUYS ROCK! And your voice Alicia.. awesomeness.

    Posted by HeyD50 | February 18, 2013, 5:25 pm
  21. Fantastic! Sorry to be late to the party, but real life has gotten a bit in the way.

    Happy birthday, Infant!

    And Alicia and Steph, I have no words. It was just so damned fabulous. Thanks for sharing with the rest of us!

    Posted by Girlsage | February 19, 2013, 1:51 pm

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